Ways to impress a girl
If you suddenly realize that your life is no greater challenge than to surprise the one that next to you, you should not be banal and buy her flowers or invite to a weekend in Paris.
There are simple and true means to surprise your mate. 1. Casually inserts into his speech about it that will make her believe that you are not so simple. Eg. "During my work on the seventh Violin Concerto ..." "Such large losses our family did not carry the era of Ivan the Terrible ...", "... and then, count, comes to my butler ...", "Just before you take part in the six-day bike marathon ... "
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2 vozi in the car CD Sibelius, "Rammstein" Choir. G.Veryovka, Ani Lorak and songs from the animated film "Crocodile Gena and Cheburashka". On the question of women, what it is, tell it all - your favorite music. 3. Going to a club or a party, put it in his pocket some small fluffy crap with eyes. Finding an attractive young lady by approaching it with the words: "But he really wants to meet you." Say "no" plush rabbit can only absolutely bezserdechnaya woman with no sense of humor, and you're so and so such a person to anything. 4. The restaurant ask the waiter if they had served Potage poireaux et rommes de terre and Salad d'Endives Noix et Roquefort? Particularly surprising as it may sound to some Bagged with Chinese or Armenian cuisine 5. Explains only hexameters. "What are you doing this evening, my friend, tell me-ka? If // free, so maybe we will go to the bar? // Honor similar dnyne have not courted me miserable ... " 6. Refuse to go to movies, "Children up to 18 years." Embarrassed to admit that you're only 17. 7. Ask her as a "Who's the president now?" When she looks at you in amazement, someone will answer, shook his head and say, "Well it is necessary, what a funny name!" 8. Show her your X-rays. Along the way, explains: "Here I'm 10 years old," or "And this is me at the graduation." 9. Tell her you've never watched "Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath!". And the "17 Moments of Spring" - too. 10. Tell her name anything. If the star does not work, then at least the file that you are currently working in Word'e, and be sure to tell her about it. 11. If she is trying to keep the conversation on topics of interest men, ask for what football club do you support, the answer is that in the Ugandan "Villa." 12. Let her beat you at arm wrestling and offer to subscribe to a dark corner. 13. Bind up her eyes, and take by the hand and lead for a long time to be confused route. At the end of the road, when she'll be burning with impatience, stop and allow her to remove the bandage. A minute before just fasten it to glazha handkerchief. To the question "Where are we?" Spreading his hands, "I do not know, I do not see where we were going." 14. Four o'clock in the morning - it's the best time to call your girlfriend and she's a beautiful verse Gumilev about Lake Chad, which is haunting mysterious giraffe. After completing the recitation, turn off the phone until the morning. 15. If you're waiting for her visit, let it finds you in your favorite pastime - compilation of ikebana, modeling clay, stamping, or attempt to breathe life into a homunculus created by you. 16. In the restaurant, after you have eaten, he take away the dishes and wash it. Explain his action old bachelor habit. 17. First zazvali her to her house in the evening, all night lose to her in World of Tanks. 18.Obedaya in the restaurant, put on the plate of the remaining pieces of her name. 19. Every day she went to the letter. No emails! Write on paper. Quill pen. But without the "yat" and "izhitsy." 20. When she first tries to kiss you yourself, turn around and say, "Oh, I know you women, you all should be only one!" 21. Talk to her only to you. 22. Brings to life the lyrics hits. For example, sell your house, sell paintings and shelter, and all the money buy a sea of flowers. Songwriters not bad advice. 23. Measure its tailor meter from head to toe. Record the dimensions. Does not explain why you did it. Enigmatic smile. 24. Arranging a romantic dinner on the rash it into a glass of some harmless powder and forced to drink, saying that it was a love potion, after which your love will become even stronger. 25. Invent her various interesting prozvicha. For example, Kuzka, Bethany or Struwwelpeter. 26. Going to visit her, call and ask whether it is necessary that on the way to buy? After hearing about the bread, milk and sugar, buy octopus, seeds and champagne. 27. Generally more likely to use courier services. Especially one in which the parcels spread such special people wearing giant pink rabbits. 28. Engrave it and your name with a penknife on a concrete pillar. 29. Sudden gifts - a rare weapon effectiveness. Maybe she and the gift is not necessary for this festive set of hara-kiri, which she suddenly handed on a plate podgovorenny you waiter, but it will still be pleasantly surprised. 30. Tell her you're a virgin. Well, that is already twice divorced? It was a purely spiritual relationship type. 31. Show her notarized a will in which she gets all your movable and immovable property. 32. Draw a portrait of her. Oh, how you know how. You can even ballpoint pen on a piece of paper from a notebook plaid. The main thing - inserts the product in a gold frame with carvings. Came to her place of work-study with the messenger. 33. It's worth it just for a few silent seconds, immediately asked, "What are you thinking about? I really wonder. Later you seem so detached ... " 34. Set a date, pick a place with love and care. For example worked well paleontology museum, exhibition pigs District Competition reciter, metallurgical plant at the plant from a friend. 35. Buy her "Lamborghini Diablo" pink. 36. Think of some special place where you will always be kissing her at the meeting. Place it is desirable to select such, access to which is not hampered various garments, well and good to you at the same time has not taken away to the police for offending public morals. For example, in the neck at the back of the head. Or wrist. 37. Call her in the middle of the day, Entice drop everything and rushed to meet, because you have to show her something extremely important! Make an appointment at the entrance to the zoo, grabbed the girl by the hand and did not answer questions, make to reach the cells with raccoon. Stop. Show on raccoon finger. Break forth, "Is not he cute ?! I could not leave here without showing it to you! " 38. Learn to walk on his hands. Women it works awesome, turns their view of the world. Especially works well with quarrels, when she begins to bite, get up on your hands, pacing the room and grimly silent. Fiercely to look into your shameless eyes, she would have to sit on the floor, and this is in itself a calming effect. 39. Equipment machine mechanism fast layout of the front passenger seat. Button, which includes an interesting and useful device Pristrom closer. Particularly impressive is click on it somewhere on a sharp turn at a speed of 130-140 km / h. 40. Pretend that you think her mom passionate collector of all sorts of dubious anecdotes. Always have in stock a couple of fresh, so that when meeting with mother of shout: "No, Anna Ivanovna, with all your experience of this kind, I guarantee you've never heard before" 41. Congratulations to her on a regular basis with professional holidays: meat industry workers, miners, actors, janitors, as well as the International day of protection of childhood, old age, and spawning whales. At the same time forget about the eighth of March and the New Year. 42. Consult with it on the most trivial matters. "Do you think that sugar should I stir clockwise or counterclockwise?" "And it's nothing that I put slippers socks to bed?". At the same time, do not ask council to more global things: the decision to repaint her car in orange, inviting your friends to the birthday of her mother and buying turputevku for two in winter Mongolia. 43. Periodically ask her questions that make you think. For example, "Why is the number Pi never ends?", "Do you think we are alone in the universe?", "Why is water falls from the top down, not the other way around?". It is important that these questions sounded spontaneous. For example, two minutes before her orgasm. 44. Brings her bed in the morning to a cup of coffee standing on the kitchen table. 45. Suggest a girl to marry you, and then do not come to the wedding. Can get a lot of fun. 46. Suggest it to create a new language that could be understood only the two of you. Start muttering gibberish, without waiting for the consent. 47. Serious voice tell her somehow that start thinking about a sex change. On questioning do not answer, closed, leave a. 48. Talk in his sleep in a foreign language. For example, in Hindi or Estonian. 49. Sbrey her eyebrows.
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